I Didn't Waste $30 On The Damn Feeder
Trip’s Red-bellied Woodpecker finally visits the new peanut feeder, purchased solely for the purpose of luring the woodpecker into sight more often.
This has backfired spectacularly, by the way. I’m telling 2-5 woodpecker stories a day.
This is: brett's logjam → I Didn't Waste $30 On The Damn Feeder.