2:37 AM

I’m in California this week (Huntington Beach today), helping to prepare for the wedding of my good friends Ryan and Sarah. A few items to note so far:

1. Other people’s weddings are much more relaxing than one’s own.
2. No matter how much I like the place, I should not move to California. Like Merrystar, I break out in spots all over my exposed skin when I go outside.
3. Board shorts have absolutely no give in them whatsoever and should be avoided at all costs.

Tomorrow we head down to Carlsbad to start the real prep work: hanging lights, posting signs, getting food ready for the beach party, artfully obscuring rusty signs that might interfere with my photographs…